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{CostelloNews.com has uncovered the unpublished original review written by Kate Malay before her editors modified her work. We reprint it here in the interest of journalistic integrity.}

VIENNA - Geez, Chris Robinson is cute. When I was in high-school I always loved him. Me and my friends used to get some guy at the 7-11 to buy us beers and go down behind the mall and 'rock-out' to The Black Crowes.

Tonight Chris is playing solo - all true artists make the jump to solo - and I was lucky enough to see him. He's so cute. He is so talented. I love his hair. I know I shouldn't hate Kate Hudson, but I sort-of do.

Chris put on a spectactular, deep, soulful, and really meaningful show (I think he intentionally made eye contact with me - twice!). I met him and he is even more deamy up close. I met him - can you believe it - he was SO nice.

After Chris they let Elvis Costello play some songs. I saw him before in that Austin Powers movie but other than that I didn't know who he was. I was immediately bored. He isn't nearly as cute as Chris Robinson. His songs all sound the same. And I'm not sure they're really about anything. Surprisingly, the only one who shared my view was a three-year-old. Everyone else in the audience stared adoringly, yelled out 'We Love You,' and gave him enthusiastic applause after every song. I don't get it.